- We are all 4 home last night for dinner (a rarity these days) and enjoying each others company.
- Someone brings up one of my favorite topics - Tattoos! I swear I think they do it just because they know the topic bugs the crap out of me.
- Anyway, Laura starts talking about a guy that came into the gym with something called a blackout tattoo. I'd never heard of this. Apparently it's what you get when you no longer want to see your tattoo. Hey, dumb ass maybe if you didn't get the tattoo in the first place . . . oh but I digress.
- OK so out of curiosity I ask: any idea what the original tattoo was?
- Laura: his ex-wife's name.
- Mark: see, that's why you don't get tattoos of people you're in a relationship with!
- Me: Oh, honey is that the secret to our 30 years of wedded bliss? No tattoos of my name on your ass?
- Laura: Yea mom, dad is going to get "Gaye" tattooed on his ass!
Cue me, Andrew and Mark spewing our dinner across the table at each other while Laura dodges the mess and smiles, enjoying her Baked Carnitas!
6 comments:
Can you please come over here and smack my Sean over the head? He has been talking about getting a tattoo and Mike and I are beside ourselves. On his ribs, of all places -- he is so damn skinny its gonna hurt like hell, but I know nothing and he knows everything so....
OMG that is friggin hysterical!!!!
This is SO funny.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
HAHA too funny!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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